Southern Scum!
Southern Scum!
I mean no disrespect – no wait, actually I do.
Why are they so, well bloody southern?!?!
I mean, really?
You phone for a doctors appointment, and they’re as patronising as hell, and then have the nerve to try and give you advice.
You walk down the street and they seem to go out of their way to bump into you, despite being able to SEE where YOU actually are!
Their accents are perhaps the snootiest you’ll ever hear.
And why, not matter how many times I say I’m called Paul, do they immediately think I’m called Mark??!!
A bewildered, confused and very, very, very angry Paul
posted by Paul @ 3:01 PM
6 Comments:
alright Mark! hehe, sorry. They sound like bastards! Luckily theres not too many southerners(but too many Bolts!) that I've met, and those I have seem to be alright. Glad to see you have got net access. If they try to walk into you, make sure to carry a knife around with you pointing forwards, it will teach them a lesson not to mess wit Ol' Mark :P
I'm not going to follow suit there, but I will on the words of "good to see you have net access" from Chris *bows* and it's good to hear at least you're there with that same spirit and all...
I can't help you myself with Southerners but I would say one thing...it can be very cold and intimidating walking around the busy city streets but the way to combat it, even if you're a short ass like me, if you can't beat them, join them! Develop your own sort of poise and strut and walk like there's nothing that can stop you! Even the buses will subside!
I fallow suit with everyting scotty said. he's got it down! just kind of walk with your chin up and a look on your face that says 'I know where I'm going and you better not mess with me'. see someone walking in your direction and not moving? look em staight in the eye and keep on walking straight. it works ...or at least it does for me and that even though I have scotty's disability of being short plus being a girl (and yeah no matter how much you dont wana admitt it but most people dont really have a whole lot of respect for girls).
as for the people who call you mark ...well just think of those poor people who have bad memory especialy when it comes to names **chough** I know one name that comes straight to mind when I think about that (think it starts with a P ...or was it M?)
in the overall sheme of things though try to forget the unimportant people who are like that and just think about the cool ones (I'm sure there are many there ...so go out and find them!!!)
How do I logon! Help! I forgot my username and pass and I have no idea how to get onto my blog to edit it.
-Sophia
Paul and indeed anyone, if you need to get away come for a visit.
Unfortunately there are some southeners in leeds but they just get abused.
As for them walking into you, knock the bastards over. Use a bit of northeen muscle to knock the soft southern prats out the way!
Violence is the answer!!!!
damn this post for being back!!!!!
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